A Shitshark's Paradise

a-book-of-creatures

herpsandbirds

Pondichéry Fan-throated Lizard (Sitana ponticeriana), male, courtship display, family Agamidae, Eastern India

photograph by Ratnakar Hiremath

radiofreederry

MTG held up Hunter Biden’s nudes on the House floor lol

faunlord

milkcrisis

i really hate to say it but coke's "ok" soda actually fucked. so tragically ahead of its time... it should have been a catastrophic failure NOW

faunlord

On god I thought this was some retro analogue horror fiction but it’s not it was REAL and also the Wikipedia article says THIS

Wikipedia screen shot: Composition and taste. OK Soda had a more "citric" taste than traditional colas, almost like a fruit punch version of Coke's Fresca. It has been described as "slightly spicy" and likened to a combination of orange soda and flat Coca-Cola. It has also been compared to what is known as "suicide",

faunlord

greathoughtsphilosopy

wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish

prohaloplayer

did it cough

greathoughtsphilosopy

no it straigt up sucked that thing

powerjock

determinate-negation

leftists on twitter are so mad at this guy for pointing out something that is fundamental to economic organization under modern imperialism lol. imperialist powers take over other nations economies, transform them to be primarily focused on key commodities for export and destroy the rest of their markets for other goods so they depend on selling these specific few commodities to the rest of the world. do you think that under a socialist government people in these countries would want to continue economies based on export of one thing or reorganize their economy to be more self sufficient and actually serve the people directly involved in it. everyone loves to point out stuff like the CIA’s involvement in the coup in guatemala but lose their shit if you point out the implications in their daily american life

catadromously

zombiestarillustration

A skinny wizard with a large loosely coiled shell hat peering into an orb, the wizard has thin chin length hair and a long thin beard. The wizard is wearing flowing ruffled robes covered in small tear shaped beads. Text reads: Scalarites, The Seer

A fat wizard with a shell hat that drapes behind the wizard’s back before coiling up above the wizard’s head, it is partially covered in small spikes. The wizard has curly black hair that it tucked into the hat and is wearing a long dress-like garment made from thick individual coils covered in round beads that give the appearance of tentacles. The wizard is holding a beaded star shaped wand in one hand, and has long pearl earrings, pearl necklaces, and pearl hand cuff. Text reads: Nostceras, The Enchanter

A skinny wizard with a long ribbed shell hat that coils over itself in tight knots. The wizard has a short beard, long earrings, and a string of beads at the base of the hat. The wizard is wearing long flowing robes that curl and coil around the neckline and flare out like waves at the base. The wizard has one hand extended toward the viewer, controlling water. Text reads: Nipponites, The Elementalist

A fat wizard with a tightly coiled shell hat covered in ridges and long spikes. The wizard has long tightly curled black hair, nose and mouth piercings. The wizard is wearing a loose crop top with a pearl harness, large fitted pants with starry black wave hem and pearl details along the hem as well as pearl tassels. The wizard has large boots with spikes lining the toe. The wizard is also wearing a shawl with a scale design on the shoulders and down the back and a starry black design along the hem. On both hands the wizard wears intricate plated hand jewelry. One hand is raised and holds a spiral Ammonite shell hanging from a string of pearls. Text reads: Hypoturrillites, The Plane Shifter

A very skinny wizard with an extremely tall ribbed shell hat that curls back on itself like a paper clip. The wizard has long thin hair and a freckled face. The wizard is wearing a black suit with a moon phase design along the shoulders and coat tales. The coat tales end in starry frills. The wizard is holding a cane with a wave design carved into it in one hand. Text reads: Solenoceras, The Magistrate

Heteromorph Ammonite shells always look like wizard hats to me, and so here are a few varieties depicted as anthropomorphic wizards. Once I have a reliable printing set up I hope to compile these, along with seven other wizard designs, into a zine.

radiofreederry

spockcoded

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

spockcoded